The Fartzits Love Big Willy B!

I have just found out another story which will forever cement in popular culture how courageous Wilford Brimley is.

Apparently, on a humid August night 10 pm 30 years ago today,
75 year old Donna Fartzit and her 7 year old granddaughter Lucy Fartzit were at a local Nebraska 24 hour laundromat when they were confronted by a group of angry young goblins. Yes, you read that correctly. Goblins.


                                                               These guys.

Donna and Lucy didn't know what to do. Donna already had a full load in her depends due to a combination of eating at Taco Bell earlier in the evening, and a persistent, on-again, off again case of crohn's disease.

                                                        Donna Fartzit. AKA BAD BITCH.


The goblins were closing in, taunting Donna about her smelly adult diaper, and threatening to nibble on Lucy's fat little elbow folds. Poor Lucy was terrified.

                                            Lucy Fartzit, moments after the incident, still in shock.


Then, out of nowhere, burst in BIG WILLY FUCKING B! Yep! Wilford Brimley rolled in with a mossberg pump shotgun and said "Whattup, Goblin Scum! You shoulda ate your goddamn quaker oats this morning!" (or something like that, i'm paraphrasing here) and preceeded to blow away the goblins one by one in a loud bloodbath that will forever go down in Nebraska history as the Big Willy B laundromat massacre. Blood was everywhere. Goblin brains were splattered all over the washing machines and dryers. Donna's Depends were overflowing. It was smelly, and sweaty, like most things Wilford Brimley is involved in. But it was glorious.

                                          BIG WILLY B, posing with his mossberg.

YOU CAN FIND PROZAC NATION ON YOUTUBE!

I now have a teaser vid on youtube for "PROZAC NATION", the second single from my new album "LONG LIVE WEIRD"... Check it out below!

HOLY SHIT!

Holy shit! I can't fucking believe it has been almost 2 years I haven't posted a blog on this thing! Well, I've been busy recording albums, and writing and illustrating graphic novels, so what can I say? Here's what I CAN say.. I'm SUPER fuckin' excited about my latest album release! The name of the album is Anarchy Muzik, and it is rebellious music for those who are sick of the system. For now, the album is only available for purchase on my reverbnation page, and download only. But very soon, you will be able to purchase a physical copy from there as well ( for those of you who prefer a CD you can hold in your hand, I know I do.) and, once I've sold enough from there directly, I will also launch it onto itunes, and other retailers on the web. For those of you who have yet to check out my reverbnation page, here's the link: www.reverbnation.com/chrisknight520

Here's a sample of some of my music:


Well, in addition to me sales pitching you, Here's some other shit I wanted to sling your way..

It's 2012, folks. Major shit is headed your way. I know you've heard it hyped up constantly for about the past four years extremely heavily, but goddammit, the Mayans weren't fuckin' around! There are TONS of discovered artifacts around the world that have been hidden by various governments for some time now that back up the claim that aliens had previous contact with us thousands of years ago and according to one of the main cultures known for these artifacts, the Mayans, those space-dudes are comin' BACK.

In addition to that, governments worldwide, (mainly the U.S.) are becoming more and more fascist every day. We have recently seen OWS protesters beaten mercilessly by police merely for exercising their right to assemble. The Bill Of Rights no longer matters to this Hypocritical government, especially when they can pass a bill into law that essentially does away with it.

That bill has already been passed.

Not to mention the FEMA camps that are being constructed for the purpose of holding "civilian detainees" in the event that the government deems you a threat for standing up to this authoritarian bullshit.

Let's not forget what happened to New Orleans the last time FEMA got involved in something major.

Let's not forget that some of the most horrific things that have happened in the history of the world have been perpetrated by governments, especially governments with access to Propaganda-fueled media outlets, that master keeping the people blissfully ignorant, while putting a heroic spin on whatever the Tyrants do to keep their power intact.

Hello, Hollywood.

Anyway, enough ranting from me for one day.. Buy my fucking album! And be ready for a shitstorm, folks. It's 2012.