SHARTS, MUSIC, AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

Whattup, everyone! I'm here again, bloggin' and smokin' with Silver Surfer, discussing random subjects like space herpes, and why Galactus is such a DICK.

Below is a transcript of my interview with Silver Surfer, and some other things I felt the need to post up here that no one should go their lives without seeing. Seriously, If you DON'T check out the vids I post up here, not only will you live the rest of your life knowing you SUCK, and are a shitty person, but I will PERSONALLY come to your house and shit on your floor. Alpha Dog style, baby!

Anyway, here's the interview:

CK: Silver Surfer! Man, this fuckin' rules! I've been a fan for a while now, and to get the chance to sit down and talk with you, it's an honor, man!

SS: Yeah whatever, man.. I'm just waiting for this fuckin' HEADACHE to go away. Never drink an entire gallon of 151 out of a stripper's snatch again, I'll tell you that much..

CK: OK..

SS: And Marvel better stop fuckin' around and PAY me for my appearance in that goddamn Fantastic Four sequel too! They know I CARRIED that piece of shit! You think people came back because they just LOVED the first one and couldn't WAIT to watch fuckin' LANCELOT play Reed again? Fuck no! They came to look at ME IN ALL MY SHINY AWESOMENESS, AND STARE AT JESSICA ALBA'S ASS!

CK: Wait, that was really YOU in that? I thought it was Doug Jones playing you..

SS: That's the cover story.. C'MON, fuckin' ABE SAPIEN? ME? Are you HIGH?

CK: Yes... So how did the decision come about to cast you as yourself?

SS: Well, I heard that Marvel was gonna make a second FF movie, and at first, I vomited a little in my mouth because I remembered the last one.. Also, Because I had been drinkin' 151 out of a stripper's snatch on Mars the night before, but that's another story.. So, anyway, I looked into it, and found out they were gonna include ME in the plot, and I was like WTF?! HOLY SHIT!! OVER MY DEAD FUCKIN' BODY ARE THEY GONNA DO SOME CGI SHIT AND MAKE ME LOOK ANYTHING LESS THAN TOTALLY FUCKIN' AWESOME! So, I flew over to Marvel HQ, and threatened to teabag Stan Lee in front of his entire fuckin' office staff if he didn't pull some strings and get me cast as myself! So he called up the director and made it happen, and then I teabagged him anyway. Just 'cuz I thought it'd be funny.

CK: You teabagged Stan Lee?

SS: Yep! You shoulda been there, man! I was all like "Suck my silver balls, Stanley!" And he was all like, "MFMFMMBBGMBB!" It was awesome.

CK: Now, the movie was intended to be biographical in nature, and chronicle your first appearance on earth, which is indeed when you met the REAL FF, right? How accurate was the portrayal of the movie in comparison to the actual events?

SS: Man, you know Hollywood.. They fuckin' change everything around to appeal to this set of assholes, or that set of assholes, or to get this fuckin' rating, or to target that demographic, and by the end of it, it's so far from the truth that it's pretty much just become it's own thing. They definitely toned down a lot of MY activities, They cut my sex scene with Jessica Alba, which, by the way, was TOTALLY based on actual events.

CK: Wait, you banged the invisible woman?

SS: More like "Invisible Nympho"! That chick can't get enough of my perfectly polished pecker! I showed her the REAL "Power Cosmic", lemme tell you!

CK: Um.. What About Mr. Fantastic?

SS: Lemme tell you somethin' about Mr. Fantastic.. That whole marriage to Sue is just PR bullshit. That guy's fruitier than a pack o' Starburst! The only reason he started dating her was to get closer to Johnny!

CK: Wow..

SS: Yep! Anyway, Me and my silver shlong were poundin' Sue on a regular basis until Reed wanted to be a dick about me spillin' some 151 on one of his stupid machines, and told Sue I couldn't come over anymore! That guy's a douche, I'm tellin' ya.

CK: OK, well, enough about FF, what's in your plans for the near future?

SS: Well, to be honest, I'm a little sick of the superhero business.. It's always the same ol' shit. Save a planet, get the girl, get bored with the girl, find a new planet, save it, get the girl, blah blah blah blah.. I need something new, man.. I'm thinkin' about doin' porn for a while.

CK: Porn?

SS: Yeah, man! Why not? I love bangin' chicks, and I can reach a whole new audience! Besides, I already got a bunch of leaked sex tapes on other planets anyway! Why not flood the market here?

CK: I guess.. Well, that's about all we have time for today, man. It's been.. Interesting. Stop by anytime!

SS: Sure.. I need to roll to the liquor store anyway. I'm all out of 151. Peace!


END OF INTERVIEW

OK, folks, that was the SS interview! Now on to the rest of what I got to sling at ya! I now have beats available for purchase that I have uploaded as videos to Youtube.

Here they are:




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Hope you like 'em. Not to mention, I also have some vids for my first two singles off my new Album, Anarchy Muzik! Here's one of them now:



And another one:



Hope you like 'em, and, as always, don't forget to stop by my reverbnation page directly to download these and other songs! The link to that is below..

I hate Pop Culture.

Reality Shows. Rappers wearing skinny jeans. "News Programs" that don't actually report anything news-worthy. Being bombarded over and over again with ridiculous amounts of what can only be described as sheer celebrity worship. Yep, this is pop culture. And it is fucking ANNOYING.

You remember when you were in High School, and there was always that certain "group"? That clique that always got it's ass kissed by EVERYone, even teachers? You know what I'm talking about. That handful of students that everybody just thought was SO cool, but if you had even the smallest amount of common sense, and a mind that was capable of thinking critically and analyzing your surroundings, you could quickly see that most of them were shallow assholes?

That's kind of what the entertainment industry has become. One big high school with a handful of losers getting their asses kissed while more talented people get ignored.

Now, you might say "Chris, aren't you trying to be a part of the entertainment industry yourself? How can you bash something that you yourself are involved in?"

My answer would be yes and no.

Yes, I want to entertain people. But no, I don't give a shit about being viewed as one of the "cool kids". I've got real shit to say, and I feel that since I've developed my talent as a rapper, than that's the outlet I should use. That doesn't mean that I condone everything my fellow rap artists do and say. To be honest, most of it gets on my fuckin' nerves. At least, most of the new shit, anyway.

There was a time when being creative and original was what it took to be noticed as an MC, and if you're style was a copy of someone else's, you were called a "biter" and picked apart by REAL MC's, and then thrown to the wolves.

Not anymore.

Everybody sounds like everybody else these days, and no one calls anyone out for it. Listeners don't pay attention to lyrics, they just bob to beats, and most rap artists don't even TRY to come up with fresh concepts, they just rehash the same shit that's been done over and over and OVER again.

Everybody wants to be everybody's friend, because the music that used to be the most rawest shit EVER in the eighties has become infected with politics and corporate sponsorships. A lot of songs that hit the radio now are soulless 3 and a half minute advertisements for name brand shoes, clothes, liquor, and cars that are far too expensive for anyone in the listening audience to afford. Rappers are brainwashed that if you don't like another rapper's music, it's not because THEIR music sucks, it's because YOU are a "hater". Bullshit.

What caused this decay of my favorite music?

MONEY.

More specifically, money worship. When rappers decided that making money and bragging about it non-stop was more important than developing lyrical skill, the music became doomed.

But there is hope. I don't hate all the new shit. Some new artists are actually pretty dope. Lupe Fiasco's "Lasers" was the shit, and Yelawolf's "Radioactive" is all killer, no filler. And that's just in the industry. Never forget that the underground is where the real talent has always come from, and always will be. So the next time you get sick of hearing the same bullshit on the radio, check out a "no-name" MC online. You might hear some of the rawest, most lyrical shit you've ever heard. Buy their album instead of the one 106th and Park tells you to. They're probably struggling working some shitty job they hate, or hustling their asses off trying to get enough money to go to discmakers. They'll be far more appreciative of your money then some asshole who already sold millions, and gets 50 gs a show regularly. Just sayin'.

Right below is a link to an online store for one of them..



Peace and hair grease. Don't let an alien shit in your cereal while your back is turned. They tend to do that.

HOLY SHIT!

Holy shit! I can't fucking believe it has been almost 2 years I haven't posted a blog on this thing! Well, I've been busy recording albums, and writing and illustrating graphic novels, so what can I say? Here's what I CAN say.. I'm SUPER fuckin' excited about my latest album release! The name of the album is Anarchy Muzik, and it is rebellious music for those who are sick of the system. For now, the album is only available for purchase on my reverbnation page, and download only. But very soon, you will be able to purchase a physical copy from there as well ( for those of you who prefer a CD you can hold in your hand, I know I do.) and, once I've sold enough from there directly, I will also launch it onto itunes, and other retailers on the web. For those of you who have yet to check out my reverbnation page, here's the link: www.reverbnation.com/chrisknight520

Here's a sample of some of my music:


Well, in addition to me sales pitching you, Here's some other shit I wanted to sling your way..

It's 2012, folks. Major shit is headed your way. I know you've heard it hyped up constantly for about the past four years extremely heavily, but goddammit, the Mayans weren't fuckin' around! There are TONS of discovered artifacts around the world that have been hidden by various governments for some time now that back up the claim that aliens had previous contact with us thousands of years ago and according to one of the main cultures known for these artifacts, the Mayans, those space-dudes are comin' BACK.

In addition to that, governments worldwide, (mainly the U.S.) are becoming more and more fascist every day. We have recently seen OWS protesters beaten mercilessly by police merely for exercising their right to assemble. The Bill Of Rights no longer matters to this Hypocritical government, especially when they can pass a bill into law that essentially does away with it.

That bill has already been passed.

Not to mention the FEMA camps that are being constructed for the purpose of holding "civilian detainees" in the event that the government deems you a threat for standing up to this authoritarian bullshit.

Let's not forget what happened to New Orleans the last time FEMA got involved in something major.

Let's not forget that some of the most horrific things that have happened in the history of the world have been perpetrated by governments, especially governments with access to Propaganda-fueled media outlets, that master keeping the people blissfully ignorant, while putting a heroic spin on whatever the Tyrants do to keep their power intact.

Hello, Hollywood.

Anyway, enough ranting from me for one day.. Buy my fucking album! And be ready for a shitstorm, folks. It's 2012.